Life of a Cassie:
Is TVXQ and Tohoshinki the same?
Why are there only two members now?
Who’s that pretty girl? I thought they were a boy band?
So Max is Choikang? And he’s also Changmin?
Noobs and Non-fans, welcome. You have reached the TVXQ hotline. Please listen to the following prompt to address your concerns
If you are confused with the following names: Dong Bang Shinki, Tong Vfang Xien Xi, TVXQ, DBSK, THSK, Tohoshinki, Gods of the Rising East —- press 1.
If you seek clarifications with the number of members the group has —- press 2.
If you are confused with Cassiopeia and Big East —- pres- 3.
If you are confused with the names: Yunho/Uknow, Max/Choikang/Changmin, Youngwoong/Hero/Jaejoong, Xiah/Junsu, Micky/Yoochun — dial 4.
If you have any confusion with the members’ genders — press 5
If you have pressed 5 and are still confused with Jaejoong —- press 6.
If you have questions regarding members’ body parts. Ex: Yunhoo’s crotch, Jaejoong’s nipples, Changmin’s chest, Junsu’s butt, Yoochun’s forehead —- press 7
If you are being attacked by stans — press 8
If you are feeling any emotional distress tingling of ovaries, overwhelming urges to lick your screen when you see the boys for councelling —- dial 9
Thank you for dialing the TVXQ hotline. Good day.